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Sunday, December 25, 2016

Episode 31: Dragon Age: Inquisition: Part 2—The Trouble With Lord Woolsley

Episode 31:  Dragon Age: Inquisition: Part 2—The Trouble With Lord Woolsley
Platform: PS3/4, Xbox 360/One, PC
Release Date:  NA 11/18/2014, AUS 11/20/14, 11/21/14
Difficulty: Technically you can pick your difficulty level. We found normal mode pretty easy
Pricing: $39.90 for the Game of the Year edition


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Review

The Inquisitor is coming for you, Corypheus.

The Good
  • The graphics are beautiful and there are a lot more character customization options than the past two Dragon Age games. Inquisition also expands which races you can play as. At last, you be a Qunari!
  • The plot and characters are solid. It’s nice seeing some familiar characters—Leliana, Varric, Cassandra, Cullen, and even Morrigan—return and see what they’re now up to. The new characters are memorable and stand on their own instead of feeling like variations on what we’ve seen in past Dragon Age games.  It’s also exciting to watch as the Inquisition grows from a rag tag group of misfits to a formidable and influential organization.
  • Inquisition also does a good job with creating side characters I care about. I’d love to see more of Scout Harding and Krem in future Dragon Age games.
  • I enjoyed the world building in the two DLCs, The Jaws of Hakkon and the Descent, especially Jaws of Hakkon. Hakkon added more information about the Tribes of the Avvar and knew ways of looking at interactions with spirits—ways that probably won’t lead to demonic possession.


The Bad
  • While still engaging, the storyline seems thinner than the past two Dragon Age games. The plot of the story seems to go from a big event to big event, without much connection or build up. There’s also less character development and less interaction with the party members. Additionally, there’s some important information that
  • I was hoping for a more in depth exploration of Orlais. In Dragon Age Origins, the player really gets to know Ferelden, In Dragon Age 2, you get to know Kirkwall. In Inquitision…there’s not really any depth added to Orlais. They’re fantasyland France, they wear masks, they’re all obsessed with gaining political power and the Great Game. We already knew this. 
  • The developers overcompensated for the complaints about DAII’s lack of exploration and repeated environments. A good chunk of the game is wandering around large areas or areas that give the illusion of space by having maps that don’t clearly show paths. The areas with the illusion of space are the most annoying, since you should be two steps away from what you need, but find that, actually, you have to circle a mountain to get where you need to go. There are still limited paths that you can take, they’re just better disguised.
  • Dead enemies that you can loot or plants you can harvest don’t sparkle anymore. I miss the sparkles. L


The Ugly
  • Corypheus’ face.


You can never escape Varric's chest hair.

The Lowdown: Although Dragon Age: Inquisition is the weakest of the three Dragon Age games, it’s still an enjoyable game and a solid entry into the series. It expands the world in intriguing ways and the ending of Trespasser has me looking forward to the inevitable Dragon Age 4. Play this game, especially if you’re already a fan of the series, but move with the storyline faster than we did instead of spending all of your time in the side areas.
  
Music Credits
RPG Roundup Theme Song: “Video Game Theme,” J. Arthur Keenes Band. Creative Commons Attribution License.
Dragon Age Inquisition OST


Thursday, July 28, 2016

Episode 30: Chrono Trigger: Part 2 – To Faraway Times

Episode 30: Chrono Trigger: Part 2 – To Faraway Times
Platform: SNES
Release Date: Japan 3/11/1995, NA 8/22/1995
Difficulty: Easy
Pricing: 9.99 on Wii Virtual Console

Terra’s Review


       Wait until you hear his rendition        of "My Heart Will Go On"
The Good
  • This game knows how to handle time travel without making it confusing or giving people Star Trek level headaches. Chrono Trigger doesn’t get all philosophical about time travel or spend a bunch of time worrying about possibly changing the future. Changing the future is the point!
  • Time travel also isn’t a quick fix. There’s no going back in time over and over again for a redo. Lucca gets one chance to save her mom. Yes, you can use time travel to save one character’s life, but even that isn’t as easy as just hopping into the Epoch and travelling back to when it happened.
  • The storyline keeps a good balance between taking the threat from Lavos seriously and still staying light and entertaining instead of wallowing in super grimness.
  • The characters are memorable and all get their own focus and time to shine.
  • Recruit Magus and watch him kill everything.
The Bad
  • Death Peak and stupid hiding behind the trees before the wind blows you back to the start. The game controls (at least in PS1 and Wii version) just aren’t precise enough.
  • Magus’ boy band moves when he does a magic attack. J/k, those are amazing.
  • The 2300 AD dungeons get pretty boring and repetitive. And let’s not talk about the race with Johnny. Or trying to catch that $%^*(& rat.
The Ugly
  • Ozzie and his weird pants and his goddamned traps.
  • Dalton
  • This thing: 

       Everyone else uses a version of this image        to illustrate the game, why shouldn't we?
The Lowdown: This game is considered a classic for a reason. Chrono Trigger is a solid adventure story with engaging characters and time travel that actually works. The game has it’s serious moments, but doesn’t get bogged down in them, and is just plain fun to play.

Music Credits
RPG Roundup Theme Song: “Video Game Theme,” J. Arthur Keenes Band. Creative Commons Attribution License.
Chrono Trigger OST

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Tuesday, May 24, 2016

Episode 29: Mario Maker – the Hammer Brother Horde

Episode 29:  Mario Maker – the Hammer Brother Horde
Platform: Wii U
Release Date:  September 2015
Difficulty: Making levels is easy. Making good levels and playing the ones that other people have made…that varies.
Pricing: Amazon $59.99



Terra’s Review


Look at the smiles on those little assholes.

The Good

  • Ever get sick of That One Enemy and wish there was a level where you could just slaughter them? Want more of a challenge than you can get from regular Mario games? Want to be able to just kick back and relax while you enjoy the pixelated scenery? If you’re willing to do some searching, you can probably find a player created level that fits the bill. And if you can’t, you can make it yourself!
  • Making levels and playing around with the different design options. Using the tools to build your own levels is pretty intuitive and easy to catch on to. This is also a game that really benefits from the Wii U gamepad. It would be possible to play this game and build levels with a traditional controller, but it would be more frustrating. Although I do recommend using a stylus for better precision if you have adult sized hands.
  • Seeing the levels that other people have made. Some are extremely challenging (Panga!) while others are more about using the Mario Maker tools to create intricate pixel art that you can play through.
  • Making levels dedicated to killing mass amounts of Hammer Brothers. It was cathartic.

The Bad 

  • I would have liked to get access to all the building options from the start, instead of having them portioned out. 
  • People’s comments and drawings showing up on levels while you’re trying to play them. It gets annoying fast. They distract from actually playing the level and can block items (or enemies) that you really do need to be able to see. Google tells me that there is a way to turn this off, but Nintendo didn’t make it easy to figure out how.
  • The annoying sound the eraser makes.

The Ugly

  • The hammer brothers.



The Lowdown: This game appeals to the same part of me that can spend hours building houses in Sims. If you’re a fan of Mario and building things—or if you just want more levels to play—this is the game for you.
  
Music Credits
RPG Roundup Theme Song: “Video Game Theme,” J. Arthur Keenes Band. Creative Commons Attribution License.

Mario OST


Monday, January 25, 2016

Episode 28: Ni no Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch—Oliver’s Acid Trip

Episode 28:  Ni no Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch—Oliver’s Acid Trip
Platform: Playstation 3
Release Date:  Japan 11/17/2011, NA 1/22/2013, Australia 1/31/2013, EU 2/1/2013
Difficulty: Medium
Pricing: Amazon $19.25 (as of 1/12/16)

Terra’s Review
[Yes, that’s a picture of the characters as frogs.]
The Good
  • The artwork and music are beautiful.
  • The alchemy system. The game has an extensive list of recipes and it’s a useful way to make needed items without having to buy them or run around for hours fighting monsters in hopes that one of them will drop what you need. Alchemy gave us our strongest items for restoring magic points.
  • Capturing and evolving familiars. Fans of Pokémon will probably enjoy this aspect! Esther has the ability to capture some of the monsters you fight and add them to your growing army. You can feed the familiars to increase their stats and their affection for you and you can evolve them to stronger forms as they gain levels. Evolving them does send them back to level one, but leveling them back up pays off.
  • Swaine’s WTF reactions to most of the Ni no Kuni events. I know how you feel Swaine, I know how you feel.

The Bad
  • The battle AI. I think the battle system would have worked better if there had been the ability to be more detailed in setting the character’s tactics. You get very limited options: Go all out, focus on healing/removing status effects, don’t use magic skills, and maybe one more than I’m forgetting. I don’t think that Ni no Kuni needs FF12 level gambits, but it would have been nice to have slightly more specific commands, like “Heal when ally’s HP is down to 30%” or “use items” or “DO NOT use Ward, Oliver, and interrupt me while I’m trying to make Swaine steal something.” You had very little control over your allies’ actions and they would sometimes do very stupid things.
  • Not being able to see how many magic points your other party members have left. Related to the above and party members doing stupid things. Your non-Oliver party members will run out of MP quickly—especially Esther, who really should have had a higher amount of MP as the person who gets a big chuck of the healing spells—but you can only see that they’re out when you open the items menu.
  • The battle system drove me up the wall and I could say more but I’ll stop.
  • Repetitive Side Quests. In theory, I like the idea of running into some of the same people and giving them and their sides quests their own mini-storylines. In practice…Catch your own familiars, Dermont! Stop losing your journal, old chap, wot wot pip pip I’m going to staple the damn thing to your head! And I don’t know what Shadar has against that poor merchant couple and why he keeps going after them.

The Mediocre
  • Yes, a new section to our usual review template just for the storyline. The story wasn’t really bad, but it wasn’t exactly good, either. The death of Oliver’s mother feels tacked on—Even though it’s what kicks off the plot and is Oliver’s main motivation!
  • Speaking of tacked on…The White Witch storyline could have been better integrated into the game and fleshed out more.

The Ugly
  • This picture of a cracked out mouse represents my feelings on the battle system




 [This is Gascon. This is Gascon on meth. Meth: It's a hell of a drug. Also apparently horrible for your posture]

The Lowdown: Despite my rants about the battle system, my overall reaction to Ni no Kuni is a shrug and a “meh.” The outlines of a good game are there, but the battle system is frustrating and the characters and storyline aren’t engaging enough to make up for it. The music and graphics, especially the backgrounds, were the best parts.
  
Music Credits

RPG Roundup Theme Song: “Video Game Theme,” J. Arthur Keenes Band. Creative Commons Attribution License.
Ni No Kuni OST